This is a job application sent to the hiring manager by the applicant. This came out on Linkedin some time back.
As some people may not have seen it, I am posting it here:
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I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement of the deceased manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case I have caught you red-handed and you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before applying.
Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate.
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Funny!! :)