Cognoise chat

[MFGF]

I assumed you did your own Google search to figure this out! ;)

[charon]

 ;D
thats kind of the 7er serious of music...great basics and fundamentals, great lines and codes, but still..a bit strange :P

[MFGF]

I think "a bit strange" sums me up nicely!  ;D

[CognosPaul]

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Cubes and Charts and Drag and Drop
meet all of my BI need
Cubes and Charts and Drag and Drop
are very good indeed

Keep your crosstab nodes or drag them out the window
The wisdom of your slices, I've been there and I know
Slicing and Dicing, what a jolly good show
If all models are DMR and the like

[refrain]

Every hierarchy ought to be denormal
You can slice the cubes, measures are so formal
I should build the cubes of Mr. Ralph Kimball
See my DBA, he's called Inmon, my warehouse will never fall


Sadly (fortunately?) this is as much as the lyricist could write before he was discovered attempting to build a data warehouse according to the guidelines of both Kimball and Inmon at the same time. It took almost two weeks before the caffeine high wore off and he stopped talking about star schemas and normalized forms.  Let this be a lesson to everyone - don't let anyone see your meta-modelers before they're done. And make sure they have plenty of caffeine. And sushi.

[charon]

no comment  ???

[Lynn]

This is almost as much fun as the chat room was!

[gshilpa24]

Yes Please ;

Request you to give us back the chat room.  Please do not block... :(  It helps a lot to resolve quick issues ...

[Grim]

What is this "chat" you speak of? ???

[Lynn]

Once upon a time there was a Chat menu option up where you see Home Help Search etc.

It was a place to goof around and have some fun, oh, and once in a while help someone who had a question.

Not sure why it went away but I miss Inco and Crispin at times ;)

On the flip side, my productivity at work has improved

[Grim]

From the top of the page....

"News: February 7th, 2011 - COGNOiSe.com now has integrated chat rooms!"

Um....no it doesn't.  :P

Just sayin.  ::)

[charon]

"On the flip side, my productivity at work has improved "

;D thank god i am never productiv under any circumstances ever.

So, because im such a bad BI developer, i think the chat would be the best thing that could happen to me (downgrading the productivity level of my collegues to look better in the eyes of my boss)

;D

[MFGF]

Rumour has it the chat room is still there if you know where to look. While the link to it has gone, there is a wardrobe door somewhere that allegedly still leads to the chat page with it's quaint, evocative trills and calming blue theme. Sadly, I wouldn't know for sure, as my login has been banned from chat since the very first day it went up. All the admins and moderators deny any knowledge of this ban with wide, innocent eyes and pitying shrugs, but I am convinced that a certain red-mohican-haired budding lyricist (high on caffeine) moderator is secretly sniggering away, delighted to have banned the muppet and got away scot-free!

If I had to guess, I would imagine the secret wardrobe was somewhere around these parts:

http://www.cognoise.com/chat/flashchat.php

Who knows, though? Not me, certainly. I'm banned. Forever, it seems. I'm not bitter and twisted, though. Not a bit. Nope.

[charon]

such a sad, twisted story mr.muppet  :'(
you should write a book, which will be basic for a hollywood movoe for sure. main characters played by ..well...a muppet i guess  ::)

[cognostechie]

A person who has everything straight in life must be having a darn boring life  ;D

[MFGF]

If you had asked me a few days ago, I would have agreed completely!


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[cognostechie]

Why not now ?

[Lynn]

I suspect the distinction between Cognos Insight, Cognos Business Insight, and Cognos Consumer Insight has befuddled him beyond hope.

:o

[cognostechie]

Good point ! and maybe Cognos Forum Insight has added to it too  ;)

[MFGF]

I suspect the distinction between Cognos Insight, Cognos Business Insight, and Cognos Consumer Insight has befuddled him beyond hope.

:o

The lady has a spookily uncanny ability to read my mind, it seems!! :-)

Sorry, just having a bad day. Normal muppet idiocy is now resumed. :-)

MF.


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[MFGF]

I suspect the distinction between Cognos Insight, Cognos Business Insight, and Cognos Consumer Insight has befuddled him beyond hope.

:o

The lady has a spookily uncanny ability to read my mind, it seems!! :-)

Sorry, just having a bad day. Normal muppet idiocy is now resumed. :-)

MF.


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[charon]

"Normal muppet idiocy"
and just as proof, he replies twice with the same entry...
:P

imao, it HAS to be a bad star constellation, in combination with not enough good wine at the weekend and the new Cognos Insight application.
What a scary situation :o

[MFGF]

I blame the patchy wifi in Malta for the double-post! It wasn't the beer! Definitely! :)


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[charon]

of course not  ;)

[charon]

Just wanted to mention that yesterday, i experienced the pleasure of chatting with one nice representant of the cognoise community...
So...The CHAT is ALIVE!
:P

[gshilpa24]

yes please, give us the chat room back. Please do not block.  :'(